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Joke of the Day
"If I was a superhero, I would be ""not right now"" man."
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"I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well"
"Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies."
"When do you know that your career has gone south? When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!"
"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"
"Is that all? ""I wanna stab you."" Huh? ""Cut your throat."" What? ""Drink your blood."" Um. ""Have your baby."" Uh. ""Kidding! I'll have a coke."""
"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."
"Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?"
"How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!"
"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."