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Joke of the Day

"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."

"Guys, I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is I don't actually have any good news. But the good news is that I don't actually have any bad news."

"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."

"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."

"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."