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Joke of the Day

"I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab"

"Lately I've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets MEEE OFFFFF!"

"Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]"

"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."

"Doctor how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!"

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."

"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."