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Joke of the Day
"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"
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"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."
"What do you call a hoarse Putin? Rasputin"
"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"
"want to feel old?? theres stil a infinite number of small wonders u've yet to experiemce in ur incredible life. so too bad. now u feel young"
"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."
"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."
"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""
"Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me crabs."
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."