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Joke of the Day
"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"
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"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."
"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."
"Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later] that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?"
"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
"GENIE: 3 wishes. But no extra wishes & no sex stuff Me: why not? GENIE: I make the rules ME: I wish I made the rules GENIE: ...dammit"
"How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."
"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"
"Marriage and happiness. Two friends meet on the street. ""Heard you got married, you must be so happy."" ""Yes, I must"""