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Joke of the Day
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""
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"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"
"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"
"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."
"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"
"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"
"The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station."
"So I was in the movie theatre... and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon."