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Joke of the Day
"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"
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"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
"The first time I took Viagra it got caught in my throat... I had a stiff neck for HOURS!"
"Accidentally pronounced wifi as ""wifey"" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener."
"I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering."
"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"
"What do you call salesman with a lisp? Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different?"
"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."
"Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'"
"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"