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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"
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"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"What's the most common way to trigger a feminist? Right away."
"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."
"i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats."
"Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, ""Do you think my sister is pretty?"""
"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side."