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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch"

"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."

"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"

"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."

"Oedipus? I hate that motherfucker"

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast."