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"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."
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"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."
"Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"
"""Oh snap!"" - branches"
"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."
"My drift racing career ended abruptly when I drifted so perfectly that my car slid into a different dimension where they don't have cars"
"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"
"Coworker: How are you doing this morning? Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you?"
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."