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Joke of the Day

"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"

"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup"

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"There are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain!"

"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him tonight. I've covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait."

"My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn."

"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."