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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."

"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."

"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""

"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""

"What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband? Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Christmas?"

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."

"I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house."

"What is the problem with high frequency? It Hertz"