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Joke of the Day
"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"
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"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"
"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."
"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."
"I bought a designer body bag and now I'm scared to gain weight."
"Girl, You're like my mom I ain't gonna fuck my mom you sick fuck"
"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
"My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me. So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder."
"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"
"Why is a beer like a woman? After you drink one you can't shut up or drive."