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Joke of the Day
"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
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"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."
"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"
"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."
"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for money He asks his dad for 10 dollars. His dad replies, ""8 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for?"""