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Joke of the Day
"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"
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"What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Edit: HAHahHAHA OMFG I'm the epitome of hilarity"
"A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender."
"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"
"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."
"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race."
"It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering ""What is your greatest weakness?"""
"Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?"