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Joke of the Day
"I bought a designer body bag and now I'm scared to gain weight."
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"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
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"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."
"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."
"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."
"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"