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Joke of the Day
"Why is a beer like a woman? After you drink one you can't shut up or drive."
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"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."
"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi"
"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."
"So Oscar Pistorious was sentenced to 5 years of prison. In my opinion, his excuse was lame. I don't think he had a leg to stand on."
"Using zero-ply toilet paper, aka the cardboard tube"
"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."
"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."