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Joke of the Day

"[estate planning] Advisor: Have you thought about an end-of-life gift? Me: I'll be dead, that's a big enough gift for everyone"

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."

"[undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?"

"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""

"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"

"(Entire joke within) Made you look."