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Joke of the Day

"When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!"

"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."

"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"

"I put the STD in STUD... And all I'm missing is you."

"Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, ""Where is Pakistan?"" He replies ""Outside playing with Paki-Dave."""

"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"

"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law."

"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."