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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"*deletes fb account* *leaves social media* *goes to Himalayas* *pigeon comes with a note* *opens note* *candy crush request* *dies*"

"I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?"

"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"

"I got a letter from the bank saying I was still in debt. I don't know why, I sent them a cheque."