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Joke of the Day

"I had my blood drawn today. The artist was very nice."

"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."

"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely."

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."

"SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)"

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"

"Say what you will about deaf people..."