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Joke of the Day

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er the story of an automobile."

"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."

"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."

"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"

"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"