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Joke of the Day
"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"
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"Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning? Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"
"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."
"What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird? A Murder of Most Fowls!"
"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."
"Where do male army priests live? On Chap Lane."
"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"
"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"