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Joke of the Day
"Where do male army priests live? On Chap Lane."
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"TIFU by trying to catch fog I mist"
"So the waiter said ""The plate is hot"" and I said ""I'll be the judge of that, haha."" Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center."