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Joke of the Day
"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."
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"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."
"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"My wife caught me crossdressing.. So I packed her things and left."
"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."
"Two Cleaners In A Car... Broom Broom"
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."
"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"