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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning? Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?"

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"

"I was proud and surprised when my wife gave birth... But deep down, I knew she had it in her."

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."

"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny"

"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"