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Joke of the Day
"Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship."
Next Joke
"I stopped drinking and sleeping around Shit got too gonorreal"
"How do the Lanisters make large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"
"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."
"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"
"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."
"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."