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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"

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"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"
"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"
"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"
"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"
"So a man comes in a bar Er, no, wait, I meant a horse. So a man comes in a horse..."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there."
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
"Let me drink about it and get back to you."