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Joke of the Day

"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."

"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"

"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra"

"I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail."

"Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference"

"While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece"

"Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream ...but at least my asshole smells minty fresh"

"If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?"

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."