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Joke of the Day

"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."

"I rode a horse today. In other words, I had sex with Sara Jessica Parker"

"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""

"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""

"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"

"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."

"Why does Michael Jackson love placing 2nd in races Because he loves coming in a little behind"

"What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."