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Joke of the Day
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."
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"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."
"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."
"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."
"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"