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Joke of the Day
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."
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"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"
"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer ""revenge"" it will raise a couple eyebrows."
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb crap"