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Joke of the Day

"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"

"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!"

"Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to ""rest"" because in America even our food is fat and lazy."

"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order."

"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"

"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"

"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"