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Joke of the Day

"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"Seriously Alejandro, stop calling Gaga. I think she's made it pretty clear she's not interested and frankly you can do better."

"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"

"[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit"

"I tried changing my password to ""Goku"" But facebook said it was too weak."

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack? Siri: I clear your browser history. Me: That's right darling."