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Joke of the Day

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B."

"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""

"wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the ""one per customer"" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea"

"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"

"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"

"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."