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Joke of the Day
"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"
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"What are two things you can't give a black person? (Semi racist) A black eye and a fat lip."
"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...keep on sucking until you suck seed."
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"
"Was starting to get romantic with a woman last night As usual I began crying uncontrollably. After getting home it took forever to wash the pepper spray off."
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"