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Joke of the Day
"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
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"What do you call a hoarse Putin? Rasputin"
"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"
"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."
"Why are all computer scientists such pessimists? They always worry about the worst case!"
"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."
"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."
"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""
"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."