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Joke of the Day
"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."
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"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"
"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"
"Valve hasn't won yet They're not **tri**-umphant"
"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"Why did the chicken cross my wife? Because I ran her over in the street."
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"
"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"