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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"
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"Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job."
"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"
"Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want."
"The first ten years of a girls life is spent playing with barbies. The next ten years is spent trying to look like one."
"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"
"I got 4,627 problems and 697 of them are toothpicks, 884 of them are threads on my pillow, 3,045 are leaves on these trees, and OCD is 1."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"