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Joke of the Day
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."
Next Joke
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."
"*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" ""A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"""
"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."
"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."
"A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'"
"My Diaper Genie grants wishes, as long as you wish for a 40 pound bag of baby shit every week."
"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."
"Why there are so many avenues in France? Because german soldiers like to march in the shade"