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Joke of the Day

"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

"Did you hear the one about the lazy redditor?"

"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."

"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."

"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days."