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Joke of the Day
"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."
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"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"
"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."
"My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like ""How Avant-garde"""
"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"
"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."
"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."
"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"