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Joke of the Day
"My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like ""How Avant-garde"""
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"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."
"Jogging, but with a car."
"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."
"Apparently, the correct reply to ""Where've you been it's 3am, you're drunk & have lipstick on your collar"" is not ""You're next, fatty!"""
"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"
"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."
"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"