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Joke of the Day
"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."
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"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p"
"[interview at winery] What strengths do you bring to the job? *long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now"
"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"
"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"
"Due tomorrow, do tomorrow."
"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."