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Joke of the Day

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"

"A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists"

"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."

"Plucked from obscurity by the glorious hand of RT the little tweet shouldered its way into your timeline with eyes that shined like justice."

"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."

"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"This joke isn't funny. What do you say when the punchline's told first?"

"If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school."