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Joke of the Day

"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""

"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."

"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."

"Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg? He lost it back in the 'Nom War"

"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."

"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."

"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - Comedy removed due to copyright claim"

"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."