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Joke of the Day

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."

"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"

"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"I told my husband I'm pregnant. He said ""Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"""

"Do you like yogurt? I bet I like it more than you. I'd put money on it. I'll come to your fucking house."

"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"