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Joke of the Day
"I used to be afraid of flying in planes But nowadays I insist on one."
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"Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life."
"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"
"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"
"My friend and I were talking yesterday and he asked me if I sometimes randomly recited the English vowels. I replied, ""Sometimes, why?""."
"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?"
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."