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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."

"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"How is spam different to a penis? One is junk mail, the other is male junk"

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."

"hey Liam Neeson is your ""particular set of skills"" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?"

"Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun"