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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"

"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"

"I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. ""What's hotter, green or red peppers?"" Green ""Nope. Green."""

"My boyfriend said to surprise him for his birthday so I moved all my stuff into his house while he was at work."

"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"

"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"