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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"You people who don't wear glasses don't realize how gratifying it is to take them off and rub your eyes when someone's being a moron."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."

"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."

"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks"