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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

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"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."
"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"
"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"
"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"
"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."
"I saw a guy at the beach yelling ' Help! Shark! Help!' I just laughed at him... I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""